Tuesday, March 21, 2006 3/21/2006 07:14:00 PM
MasterCard for MenCover charge: $15.00
Round of drinks: $23.00
Table dance: $30.00
another round of drinks: $23.00
Couch dance and tips: $50.00
A round of shots: $34.00
Private dance in your hotel room: $300.00
Send her on her way and never have to hear her complain: priceless
There are some things that money can't buy. For everything else, there's MasterCard.
a woman walks into a supermarket, and notices a male customer whose zipper is undone. The woman kindly says" excuse me sir,but your barracks doors are open". Not having a clue what the woman was talking about he continued shopping. A few moments later another customer approached the man and explained that his zipper was undone. The man zipped up and continued his shopping. At the checkout he ran into the woman who originally informed him of his zipper.He decides to play into her unusual comment; "excuse me maam, when you noticed my barracks door was open, did you happen to see a soldier standing at full attention?" The woman responded by saying " no, all i saw was a disabled vet sitting on two duffle bags"